What Do You Think?
Humor June 19th, 2006I did bit of surfing the net over the weekend and here’s what some people are saying regarding beer bellies…
“There are some things in the world which don’t change: The night follows the day, the earth rotates, politicians lie, water flows down, women become pregnant and men get a beer belly.” - Stephan
“Drink German beer. The Reinheitsgebot (the German beer purity law) doesn’t allow the addition of cellulite to beer, so you can drink as much as you want without getting fat.” - Brenda
” Your only solution is to get a little exercise if you’re drinking — and jogging to the refrigerator won’t do it unless the refrigerator is in another town.” - Jeff
“No matter what you do, when you crunch the numbers, you will be discouraged at how little beer and pork it takes to replace the calories burned in any reasonable workout. Life stinks that way.” - Michael
“Once the girlfriend is obtained, there is no reason to lose the beer belly.” - Greg
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June 19th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
I used to have a poster of a fat guy sitting on a keg shirtless, and the tag line said “Body by Budweiser”.