Slacker Belly
Progress, Random Thoughts November 29th, 2006
I went to an after-Thanksgiving house party over the weekend. As I stood there eating some Turducken and drinking a bottle of Corona, a friend asked “Hey Billy, how’s that Beer Belly Blog going?” I looked down at my midsection and replied, “It’s getting bigger.” Yes my beer belly is getting bigger and I’ve been slacking off. Ever since I got back from my business trip in Vegas and my wife’s schedule change, we haven’t used our Lifetime Fitness membership that we pay $100 a month for. So enough excuses, I need to schedule my workouts. If I don’t schedule them, I’ll never hit the gym until my beer belly is bigger than any blogger’s belly.
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November 30th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
I cannot believe how big you have grown! lol
I can’t say much either. I have a gut too!
December 5th, 2006 at 11:19 pm
No more excuses, just do it!
December 7th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
I think I’m going to sign up for this fitness club: Halsafitness. You ever been there? Apparantly it is the largest in Woodbury. And dang thats a big belly, when are you due?
January 3rd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Still smaller thank mine. Sigh.
September 15th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
Why would you wanna lose it, its sexy! Make it bigger
October 7th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
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December 1st, 2007 at 4:42 am
U fat bastard!!
December 1st, 2007 at 11:19 am
Hi, I’m Jack. I’m 13 years old and want a really big belly. At the moment I have kind of a big belly. At night me and my mum stroke it. My mum is trying to help me get really fat but I need more food. So got any advice how to make ME mega fat.
January 21st, 2008 at 2:18 pm
Jack is a sick little kid. what has the united states come to? move to the UK, i have better economic and social policies…and less fat people
January 27th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Yeah, well the US has reality TV shows that make fun of our fat people and turn them into into Magazine models. The UK has kidney pies…. yuck.
March 16th, 2008 at 2:52 am
Hmm… I think I”ll cut down on fatty food as I am Only 169cm tall, I am actually 93Kg! So I’ll keep up the good work.
May 9th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I Like.Sexy.
May 10th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Jack you can stop exercising and Eat Constantly to get your belly bigger